Oh Hai, Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise, not filming scenes, rocked out on the balcony of his SoHo hotel room in Miami, Florida yesterday to give the crowd below a taste of what his upcoming film Rock of Ages would be like.

So, if you guessed it’d be like a shirtless Tom Cruise flamboyantly hopping around a balcony with a tasseled mic stand, then congratulations, you’re psychic! Can you tell me the winning lotto numbers too, Mr. Smarty Pants?