Reese Witherspoon Looks Pregnant

Reese Witherspoon walked out of a doctor’s office after picking up medicine from the pharmacy looking like this. Slightly fat thereby fueling speculation that three months after their wedding, Reese and her husband Tim Roth are expecting. This would be her third kid if true.

“It’s no secret that Reese wants to have children with Jim,” says an insider in this week’s OK! “They have been trying for some time now. They are already a wonderful family — the only thing missing is a new baby.”

“Reese may be pregnant already. Her stomach isn’t washboard flat and people have definitely noticed,” says the insider. “She’s relaxed her exercise routine a lot — Reese typically hits the pavement for a long run every morning.”

On the bright side… wait, there’s no bright side to pregnancy. You get a parasite growing in you for eight months and then when it pops out, you have to take care of it and feed it for 18+ years. It’s like the movie Alien but the only difference is you can’t kill the thing with a flamethrower.

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Just heard that Reese Witherspoon is not actually pregnant! 


I hope she is.

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