Soulja Boy Spends $55 Million on Private Jet
Want to know why 80% of rappers end up penniless and competing with reality tv stars for appearance fees at the end of their careers? It’s because they do what Soulja Boy did which is buy a $35 million G5 jet for themselves as a 21st birthday present and then drop another $20 million on upgrades.
The jet cost $35 mil … but that’s just the beginning. We’re told the birthday boy is dropping an additional $20 million to pimp out his ride with all sorts of cool stuff … like 12 custom Italian leather seats, flat screen TVs, 4 liquor bars, a special travertine tiled floor, and Brazilian hardwood cabinets.
We’re told S.B. is also gutting the in-flight lavatory — and replacing it with a giant, LUXURIOUS bathroom. Oh, he’s also giving the jet a custom paint job … to include his logo.
Wait, how did Soulja Boy even get $55 million to spend. He only had that one song. Did he put this on layaway? Because I tried to do that one time with a prostitute but it didn’t work. I’m not sure what that has to do with this story. I’m just sayin’. Maybe someone needs to design a hooker payment plan.
I’d guess this dude could use a colonic irrigation for a starter. Then a serious brain-replacement operation. But even then, he’s a loser!
Because, like their noise, they are brainless.
U mad! Get u one.
He should ladder his money in CDs, that would be the prudent thing to do. Doubtful that he paid $55m in cash, must’ve been borrowed or some other “arrangement”.
I’d guess this dude could use a colonic irrigation for a starter. Then a serious brain-replacement operation. But even then, he’s a loser!
Because, like their noise, they are brainless.
U mad! Get u one.
He should ladder his money in CDs, that would be the prudent thing to do. Doubtful that he paid $55m in cash, must’ve been borrowed or some other “arrangement”.