File this under “No One Believes You.” 17 going on 30 Ali Lohan, Lindsay’s sister, has scored a modeling contract with NEXT Model Agency. NEXT has represented supermodels such as Miranda Kerr, Petra Nemcova and Molly Sims. Alexis Borges, Director of Next LA, however, insists the contract wasn’t because she has Lohan in her name. *Cough*bs*cough*
“In Fashion, Ali will set herself apart as a bonefide icon. One that fashion fans will follow not because of her famous last name, but because of the beautiful images and fashion trends she is helping create.”
With enough makeup and Photoshop anyone can be beautiful. Give me 5 minutes with the magic lasso in Photoshop and even I’ll look like Bar Refeali. Or similarly turn the Ali Lohan above into the Ali Lohan below.
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