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Amy Winehouse Was Going to be a Mother

No, Amy Winehouse wasn’t pregnant when she died. She needed the extra womb space to smuggle drugs in.

According to reports, Amy was prepping to be the adopted mother of a 10-year-old girl from the island of St. Lucia, one of the fanciest places Amy Winehouse has ever gotten drunk and done coke in. There’s no need to mention this was a terrible idea.

The girl Amy was to adopt, Dannika Augustine, was living in poverty when Amy took an interest in her. Per Dannika’s grandmother, Amy had already hired lawyers to start the adoption process and planned on flying to St. Lucia next week to visit her.

Devastated Dannika said: “Amy was already my mother. I would call her mum and she would call me her ­daughter. She took care of me and we had fun together. I loved her and she loved me.

“She was the most amazing person and I was looking forward to living with her here or in London. I cannot believe she is gone. This is the worst thing that ever happened to me.”

Anyone with half a brain would approve an adoption to a registered sex offender before even giving a goldfish to Amy Winehouse. Trust me. Dannika is safer in poverty. She could have OD’ed by just hugging Amy Winehouse.

Who believes this story anyway? The only way Amy would adopt any little girl is if the kid was 80% alcohol and resembled a bottle of Jack.

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HatesTheBlemish
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This is a cruel article. She had problems, so does everybody. Is the author of this article asserting that he/she is perfect? So what if she was trying to adopt a child? Didn’t she deserve a chance to turn her life around? Was it a terrible gesture for her to try to be a mother to a child living in poverty? She might not have been physically/mentally prepared to take on the responsibility, but her heart was certainly in the right place. I think you need to stop bringing people down with your close-minded viewpoints. How pathetic are you that… Read more »

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I agree

Well said. This is exactly what I wanted to write in response to this piece. I will never come to this website again.

HatesTheBlemish
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HatesTheBlemish

This is a cruel article. She had problems, so does everybody. Is the author of this article asserting that he/she is perfect? So what if she was trying to adopt a child? Didn’t she deserve a chance to turn her life around? Was it a terrible gesture for her to try to be a mother to a child living in poverty? She might not have been physically/mentally prepared to take on the responsibility, but her heart was certainly in the right place. I think you need to stop bringing people down with your close-minded viewpoints. How pathetic are you that… Read more »

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I agree

Well said. This is exactly what I wanted to write in response to this piece. I will never come to this website again.

Bree
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Bree

I didn’t even like Amy Winehouse, but even I think this article is in bad taste. This site just lost another reader…

Bree
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Bree

I didn’t even like Amy Winehouse, but even I think this article is in bad taste. This site just lost another reader…

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Bellatrixgilmore

When I first heard Amy Winehouse was dead, I thought that no way was there anyone in the world who would be surprised, or really even that sad. She was a mess, but I agree with the previous comments. This article is in poor taste, and if she was trying to turn her life around, good for her. This site is down several readers, and from the sound of it, not a single one is a Winehouse fan. I think that’s definitely a sign that this article took things too far. 

Bellatrixgilmore
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Bellatrixgilmore

When I first heard Amy Winehouse was dead, I thought that no way was there anyone in the world who would be surprised, or really even that sad. She was a mess, but I agree with the previous comments. This article is in poor taste, and if she was trying to turn her life around, good for her. This site is down several readers, and from the sound of it, not a single one is a Winehouse fan. I think that’s definitely a sign that this article took things too far. 

Rm90069
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Rm90069

ok. its mean, but it’s funny as s**t.

Rm90069
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Rm90069

ok. its mean, but it’s funny as s**t.

Skymckinley
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Skymckinley

This article is horrific and I will never go to this site again. I think unless you can walk on water, you shouldn’t place judgement on to others. This is so disrespectful to a young and talented PERSON. It’s also so disrespectful to say this girl is better off in poverty, that’s just cruel and insensitive. Who the hell do you think you are??? Amy is a person first and foremost… this article doesn’t even provide a shred of human dignity. Shame on you.

Skymckinley
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Skymckinley

This article is horrific and I will never go to this site again. I think unless you can walk on water, you shouldn’t place judgement on to others. This is so disrespectful to a young and talented PERSON. It’s also so disrespectful to say this girl is better off in poverty, that’s just cruel and insensitive. Who the hell do you think you are??? Amy is a person first and foremost… this article doesn’t even provide a shred of human dignity. Shame on you.

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Cindyfertuw

Wtf?! Amy was a human being, and last time I checked, none of us “humans” are perfect. She had her demons, as we all do. She was a daughter, sister, niece, and friend. She was trying to help a young, poverty stricken girl, potentially giving her the life she deserves…her heart was absolutely in the right place. The author of this so-called article must be a robot; robots are not capable of having feelings.

Cindyfertuw
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Cindyfertuw

Wtf?! Amy was a human being, and last time I checked, none of us “humans” are perfect. She had her demons, as we all do. She was a daughter, sister, niece, and friend. She was trying to help a young, poverty stricken girl, potentially giving her the life she deserves…her heart was absolutely in the right place. The author of this so-called article must be a robot; robots are not capable of having feelings.

Shaina Kalani Hoy
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Was that even necessary to even published?! Yeah, Amy Winehouse did do drugs, yes from the outside world it would seem that she wasn’t fit to be a mother. However, YOU don’t know if she would’ve cleaned up to be a mother, you don’t know what she was feeling. How dare you be so cruel?! What goes around comes around, Karma’s comming for that ass. 

Shaina Kalani Hoy
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Was that even necessary to even published?! Yeah, Amy Winehouse did do drugs, yes from the outside world it would seem that she wasn’t fit to be a mother. However, YOU don’t know if she would’ve cleaned up to be a mother, you don’t know what she was feeling. How dare you be so cruel?! What goes around comes around, Karma’s comming for that ass. 

#noneedIwontbeback
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#noneedIwontbeback

I agree, this article is very on the WOW side, in poor taste, and totally disrespectful. I stumbled upon this site by accident but its guaranteed I won’t be back!

#noneedIwontbeback
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#noneedIwontbeback

I agree, this article is very on the WOW side, in poor taste, and totally disrespectful. I stumbled upon this site by accident but its guaranteed I won’t be back!

Sarahmorley
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Sarahmorley

This is vial who ever wrote this is sick!!!!

Maries2443
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Maries2443

Well I’m certainly speechless. Like who does’nt have there problems issues even. YOU are not God. You have no right to judge anyone. Shame on you. Very distasteful. R.I.P Amy

Random Dude
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Random Dude

this is probably one of the most disrespectful articles I have read about Amy! 
I think it was really sweet of her to do that for Dannika. 

My Own Mind
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My Own Mind

You’re just plain RUDE!!

matthew
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matthew

amy

Anonymous
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Wow, way to be a completely horrid website that displays absolute ignorance to those with addictions and mental heath issues. You, dear author, should be absolutely ashamed of yourself. I couldn’t be more appalled at how you have such ability to convert your own feces into words in text! Amazing. Amy was more than her addiction, she was more than her social anxieties. She was a human being and don’t be surprised when your website becomes absolutely confiscated from you for these types of slanders. Re-read what you write, thirty times over. They will come back and bite you hard.… Read more »

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