Christina Aguilera Didn’t Give Her Son a Black Eye

Christina Aguilera walked through LAX with her son Max on Tuesday and now everyone wants to know why he has a black eye. A few reports say Christina’s “booze-filled outings” and “erratic behavior” played a part in the injuries. Me? I just assume she had to tell him twice.

But sources tells us, that’s total nonsense — 3-year-old Max was out with his nanny last week, chasing around squirrels … and the kid tripped over a rock and bruised his face.

According to our sources, Max was taken to the doctor immediately and everything was fine. No broken nose, no stitches. Just your average boyhood bruise. — TMZ

Max should have seen the rock and he should have known how Christina gets when she drinks. It was his fault, really. She just loves him so much.

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