Cops Shut Down Kim Kardashian’s Wedding

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ wedding reception was shut down by cops shortly after midnight because of noise complaints. The event was originally planned to continue until 4:30 a.m. but the buzz kill marshal arrived to shut the party down and told DJ Cassidy to move along. A few guests from the 440 that attended such as Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan didn’t mind as they continued to party until 2 a.m. or whenever the bar closed.

And it didn’t keep Eva Longoria and her beau, Eduardo Cruz, from getting frisky on the dance floor, either. The source tells us even after the music stopped, the couple were “all over each other all night,” and were spotted “making out” while dancing. — NYDN

To think, a few years ago Kim Kardashian was just another girl a rapper named Ray J peed on. Look at her now, ma! She’s on top of the world! *Twirls finger in air apathetically*