E! Invites Us to Kim Kardashian’s Wedding

Kris Humphries will marry Kim Kardashian real soon so it’s time to shine up those monocles because things are about to get fancy. In preparation for the upcoming nuptials which will naturally be filmed, E! has sent out an invite over Twitter threatening everyone with a four hour Kim Kardashian wedding special spread across two nights. This is just like the royal wedding except depressing!

E! presents the exclusive two-part television event that goes inside the glitz, glamour and romance of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ wedding extravaganza. Follow the bride, groom and entire Kardashian clan every step of the way, from the lavish wedding planning to the fabulous parties to the highly anticipated big day when Kim and Kris say “I do.”

EW astutely notes that the invite doesn’t even promise to air the actual wedding. The people who do watch may end up only seeing Kim complain about her ass not fitting into her wedding dress, or if you’re like me, the pointy end of a chopstick right before it penetrates their eye because this sh*t is so boring and tedious.

Random: Kris Jenner used to be a big pop star. Haha, not really. This sucked.

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