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Gerard Depardieu Peed in the Middle of a Plane

Presumably intent on outdoing 18-year-old Robert Vietze ,who peed on an 11-year-old girl during a JetBlue flight, 63-year-old French actor Gerard Depardieu shouted “I need to pee, I need to pee,” while on a flight from Paris to Dublin. Cabin crew told him he’d have to wait until they were airborne. Nazis. In protest, Gerard whipped it out and urinated in the cabin. The sad part? The plane was still taxiing to the runway meaning he had just gotten on.

‘Mr Depardieu who was clearly drunk called out to cabin crew repeatedly that he ‘needed to p***’ as the plane was heading to the runway.
‘An air hostess told him he’s had to wait 15 minutes until we were in the air and he could leave his seat.
‘She told him there was nothing she could do until then and that he would have to hold it in.
‘But he replied that he couldn’t wait, then he just stood up and urinated on the floor.’

The Air France flight had to come back to the terminal to be cleaned for two hours. All because Mr. Depardieu has the bladder of a chipmunk and didn’t have the foresight to go before boarding. On the bright side or not bright side, depending on how you look at it, no 11-year-olds got any golden showers that day. R. Kelly is disappoint.

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Never mind the incontinent Frenchman. The actress next to him is Francoise Fabian, a striking beauty in her youth.

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He is so gross but I kind of dug that Green Card
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Asshole!

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