Gerard Depardieu’s Prostate Problems Made Him Pee on the Plane

Gerard Depardieu has apologized for urinating in the cabin during a flight to Dublin. He called it a humiliating experience. According to Gerard, he was not drunk, rather, his prostate was acting up. Why, if I had a nickel…

His friend Edouard Baer passed him a bottle to pee in but it overflowed. In a statement issued to the French Media, Baer said, “Gerard was upset at this and offered to clean up the mess. He has prostate problems and it was very worrying and humiliating for him. He was also stone-cold sober at the time. This is not the way he usually behaves.”

A passenger on the CityJet plane, however, claims Depardieu stood up minutes before take off and shouted, “Je veux pisser, je veux pisser,” which translates to “I want to pee.”

Add this to your list of celebrity excuses. There’s exhaustion for drug and alcohol issues and now prostate problems for peeing in the middle of the plane. So if you ever get drunk and pee in the middle of a plane, just tell everyone you have an exhausted prostate. I think people will understand.

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