Jennifer Aniston Wants Babies

Because her biological clock is going off like the bells at Notre Dame, Jennifer Aniston is intent on fast tracking the progression from marriage to babies with Justin Theroux. Justin is reportedly on board the baby train as well.

“They have talked at length about getting married and starting a family,” an insider close to the pair tells the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday. “She is anxious for the next phase of her life and feels like this is the time.”

To prepare her body, Aniston has hired a private chef, been doing 45 minutes of yoga daily and “detoxifying.” Soon enough she’ll be as fertile as OctoMom’s in vitro tubes. Pals of Jen say she “hasn’t felt this way about anyone since Brad.” Which goes to show. There’s never going to be one interview about Jen’s future that won’t mention Brad Pitt. I can see the Us Weekly article now. “Haha, remember that time when Brad Pitt left you for the world’s most beautiful woman and became Hollywood’s most talked about couple? Ya… good times. Anyway, congrats on the baby!”