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Jennifer Aniston Wants Babies

Because her biological clock is going off like the bells at Notre Dame, Jennifer Aniston is intent on fast tracking the progression from marriage to babies with Justin Theroux. Justin is reportedly on board the baby train as well.

“They have talked at length about getting married and starting a family,” an insider close to the pair tells the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday. “She is anxious for the next phase of her life and feels like this is the time.”

To prepare her body, Aniston has hired a private chef, been doing 45 minutes of yoga daily and “detoxifying.” Soon enough she’ll be as fertile as OctoMom’s in vitro tubes. Pals of Jen say she “hasn’t felt this way about anyone since Brad.” Which goes to show. There’s never going to be one interview about Jen’s future that won’t mention Brad Pitt. I can see the Us Weekly article now. “Haha, remember that time when Brad Pitt left you for the world’s most beautiful woman and became Hollywood’s most talked about couple? Ya… good times. Anyway, congrats on the baby!”

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xyz
8 years ago

Why is Jolie the most beautiful woman?  She has such fierce face.

Dale
Dale
8 years ago

Since Gerald Butler isn’t in the baby making business, Jennifer should try Jude Law or Jamie Bamber. Jude seems to get ladies pregnant after a single encounter, and Jamie Bamber got his girlfriend twice in 18 months, including allegedly the very first time! He’s a virtual fertility machine and given the state of his career, can probably do with the cash!

xyz
xyz
8 years ago

Why is Jolie the most beautiful woman?  She has such fierce face.

Dale
Dale
8 years ago

Since Gerald Butler isn’t in the baby making business, Jennifer should try Jude Law or Jamie Bamber. Jude seems to get ladies pregnant after a single encounter, and Jamie Bamber got his girlfriend twice in 18 months, including allegedly the very first time! He’s a virtual fertility machine and given the state of his career, can probably do with the cash!

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