Jennifer Lopez Wants Those Kids

I completely forgot Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony had twins. Maybe their magazine cover shoot wasn’t grandiose enough. I don’t know. Regardless, Lopez is seeking full custody of 3-year-old twins Max and Emme. Why? Beats me. The cynic would say maybe J.Lo just wants to start a bitter custody battle to get her name in the press.

“They are always with their mom,” a source tells Us Weekly (via Holly Baby). “Jennifer lights up around her kids. She’s incredible, balancing work and being a good mom.”

Said by Marc Anthony in a completely monotone sarcastic voice, “Oh. No. Please. Not the babies. Anything but the babies.” *Yawns* *Scratches crotch* *Turns on ESPN*