Academy Award winning actor and professional gooser, Jeremy Irons, recently told Britain’s Radio Times that too many bored politicians have gone overboard with political correctness. According to him, any self-respecting woman should be able to deal with a little pat on the ass without needing to run to the big bad boss man and shouting sexual harassment.
“I hope it’s a rash that will wear itself out.If a man puts his hand on a woman’s bottom, any woman worth her salt can deal with it. It’s communication. Can’t we be friendly?”
You see, when a man cups a woman’s ass and the woman doesn’t like it, she should tell him. Communication is key. That way the next time he thinks about doing it, it’ll make it more exciting. It’s cute when girls put up a fight.