Here’s Julia Roberts and her husband Danny Moder at the beach in Kauai, Hawaii. Everybody always tells me how beautiful Julia Roberts is and how Pretty Woman is such a great movie. I always shake my head and then punch them in the mouth if they keep insisting. Now I can avoid those police reports and just shove these pictures in their faces. “Where’s your god now?!,” I’ll probably yell at them.
She was always icky. Now, she’s really icky. Ick.
Come on now, Blemish…she’s in her mid-forties for pete’s sake AND she’s had 3 kids (why do I think you’re a “dude?”) But oh, how those Hollywood Demi-God’s fall when they make the all-so-human error of (say this very quietly) “AGING!” Anyway, besides that, have always thought her to be over-rated (ooh, Julia is ALWAYS awesome playing well, some version of, “Julia.” She gets a friggin Oscar for that Erin B. movie and those pinched nose Academy voters overlook Meg Ryan who Rocked It in “Courage Under Fire” and “When A Man Loves A Woman”). I’m waiting for some college… Read more »
She was always icky. Now, she’s really icky. Ick.
Come on now, Blemish…she’s in her mid-forties for pete’s sake AND she’s had 3 kids (why do I think you’re a “dude?”) But oh, how those Hollywood Demi-God’s fall when they make the all-so-human error of (say this very quietly) “AGING!” Anyway, besides that, have always thought her to be over-rated (ooh, Julia is ALWAYS awesome playing well, some version of, “Julia.” She gets a friggin Oscar for that Erin B. movie and those pinched nose Academy voters overlook Meg Ryan who Rocked It in “Courage Under Fire” and “When A Man Loves A Woman”). I’m waiting for some college… Read more »