Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are Bronzed

The same guy who made a bronze statue of Britney Spears giving birth is back. This time with a bronze statue commemorating Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s love. In this one, a topless Justin and Selena are conjoined twins and are walking on three legs, their crotches covered by a maple leaf and a lone star, respectively, while a goose has sex with an armadillo in front of them. Yes, my friends. Between this and the Robocop statue Detroit was promised, we’re living in the golden age of erections.