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K-Fed Had Another Kid

In shocking news of the day, professional penguin impersonator Keven Federline became a dad for the fifth time. Shocking because I thought the government had intervened and cut his tubes up with a Slap Chop.

Victoria Prince, K-Fed’s girlfriend, gave birth to a girl who they named Jordan Kay. Which makes her life a little easier because that already sounds like a porn name.

In April, Federline explained the name choice to Us: “[Victoria] said that if we were going to have a little girl, she wanted to name her Jordan. And then, we actually thought that it was a boy, but we stuck with the name Jordan because, you know, it fits both ways.”

“Fits both ways.” Sort of like what’s going to have to happen when she goes into the industry because of daddy issues. Amirite? High five!

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Hes a reverse welfare mom Go K-Fed !!!!

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Hes a reverse welfare mom Go K-Fed !!!!

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Did he give birth? ‘ Cause he looks pregnant. Just sayin’.

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Did he give birth? ‘ Cause he looks pregnant. Just sayin’.

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