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Kat Von D Engaged to Jesse James Again

In a last ditch effort to save her just cancelled reality show, Kat Von D and Jesse James have become engaged again. I think this way because I’m cynical.

Jesse confirms the news to PEOPLE and says Kat is wearing her ring again. “Sometimes you are only given one chance in life,” he says. “It was up to me to open my eyes and see it. That girl is my chance. I will never stop fighting and striving to hold on to her. Showing her how special she is, and how much I love her.” He also tweeted, “*para siempre*” with a link to the photo above.

I imagine after this Kat went to the TLC execs to plead her case and said, “Maybe THIS will change your mind,” while waving her engagement ring in the air. When execs shook their heads, that’s when Kat got really desperate and started juggling and tap dancing at the same time.

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HepatitisandAntiSemitism
HepatitisandAntiSemitism
9 years ago

Such Morons
Beer can sized member aside..why the urge to be eventually cheated on????

hoo haa
hoo haa
9 years ago

“Tits” McGhee claims his joint is “average at best.”  She would know. 

Nudgie
Nudgie
9 years ago

eeesh – the two of them together with bare skin looks like a two year old’s coloring book….

Chewy
Chewy
9 years ago

You can’t stop Nazi love.

HepatitisandAntiSemitism
HepatitisandAntiSemitism
9 years ago

Such Morons
Beer can sized member aside..why the urge to be eventually cheated on????

hoo haa
hoo haa
9 years ago

“Tits” McGhee claims his joint is “average at best.”  She would know. 

Nudgie
Nudgie
9 years ago

eeesh – the two of them together with bare skin looks like a two year old’s coloring book….

Chewy
Chewy
9 years ago

You can’t stop Nazi love.

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