Kris Jenner to Manage Kris Humphries

Now that Kris Humphries has been indoctrinated into the Kardashian clan, Kris Jenner will take over managerial duties. An insider says Kris isn’t about to let another manager with a different agenda get in the way of her big plans. She already has fragrance deals and other endorsements lined up. Hopefully it won’t fail as bad as the fragrance deal she got for Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian.

“Kris runs the entire family like a business and that’s why they are all so successful,” a family friend tells me. “Now that Kris [Humphries] is married to the families biggest asset, Kris [Jenner] is going to make sure that she is making all the business decisions.”

“The amount of money this couple has already made from selling coverage of the wedding is millions and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Expect his and her clothes, towels, watches, shoes and by the time they have a baby together, forget it. They will be able to buy the bank.” — Huffington Post

This may seem like a terrible idea but may I remind you, she took Kim Kardashian from being peed on by Ray J to the cover of PEOPLE magazine and even managed to finagle Khloe and Kourtney in on the ride. Khloe Kardashian. Can you believe it? The only way Khloe could have been famous without Kim is if scientists discovered her DNA to actually contain the missing link.