LeAnn Rimes Is a Bikini Model Now

Mikoh Swimwear is apparently one of LeAnn Rimes’ favorite bikini brand. She’s been name-dropping them on Twitter all summer, no doubt to score a sponsorship or free swimwear and, hey, it worked.

Mikoh decided to cash in on the free press and do a photo shoot with Rimes wearing their bikinis. They even conducted a short, inane interview.

1. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO TRAVEL?
Tahiti is my favorite place I’ve ever experienced. Eddie and I stayed for 11 days. Most magical trip of our lives. We hope to take his boys back there soon.

2. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEACH?
Macaroni Beach in Mystique is my favorite beach in the world!! White sand and no one around!

3. WHAT IS THE MOST EXOTIC THING YOU HAVE EVER EATEN? WHERE?
I’m southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy.

4. TAN LINES OR NO TAN LINES?
Tan Lines all the way.

5. WHAT IS IN YOUR BEACH BAG?
My husband, my 2 stepsons, Neutrogena Sunscreen and an endless supply of sushi [ed. note: Murderer!!]

6. IF YOU WERE ON A STRANDED ISLAND WITH FIVE ITEMS, WHAT WOULD THEY BE?
In my beach bag is always Neutrogena sunscreen, burts bee’s lip balm, an Olympus EPL2 camera, a fedora, iPhone and a bottle of Don Julio 1942 Tequila [ed. note: Wasn’t this the previous question? I’m confused. Also, can we get a sponsorship with Don Julio?]

7. BEST BEACH MEMORY?
I love Laguna Beach and it always seems to be our place for a chill family vacation. I love seeing my “bonus boys” and my husband running around in total privacy and me taking photos. I love being with them in our on little private cove. It’s pure heaven!

8. FAVORITE MIKOH SUIT?
Favorite suit is the white and blue stripped Sumatra banded triangle and the St. Tropez banded booty short… and the Avalon robe cover up. Love!!

9. PLANS FOR THE FUTURE?
Plans for the future….it’s so hard to plan cause our live’s change daily. I plan on music, film, family…..mostly family at some point.

10. BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT IN LIFE SO FAR?
I have been blessed to have expericened so much in my short lifetime. I’ve worked very hard for everything I have and nothing has come easy. My biggest accomplishment though has been, to quote the Notebook…”I’ve loved another with all my heart, and to me, this has always been enough.” What’s life without love? You can accomplish everything you want in life, but without anyone to share it with, what’s it really worth.

Jesus, LeAnn Rimes’ breasts are just as wonky as Paris Hilton’s eyeballs. I’ve seen smaller chest plates on Roman soldiers.