Matthew Fox Punched a Woman’s Breasts and ‘Stomach Area’

You know how it is. You’re in Cleveland, Ohio getting drunk at a bar and eventually you want to hop onto a party bus, but the Nazi-lady bus driver refuses to let you on because you’re not an invited guest so you do what any rational person would do and punch her in the breasts and baby maker. Matthew Fox knows how it is because that’s exactly what happened to him Saturday night.

After assaulting the woman, who fought back by punching Fox in the mouth so hard she gave him a cut lip and may have broken her hand, Fox was handcuffed by an off-duty police officer and detained by police. An assault report was taken and he was released without being formally arrested. Probably because that’s the most exciting thing to happen in Cleveland ever. But don’t think the city won’t be looking into this. The incident remains under investigation.

Do you think Matthew was so drunk he screamed “Falcon punch!” while punching her in the box? If you’re going to go out, go out with a bang, I say.