When a fight broke out in the middle of a crosswalk in New York over a painting some time last week, a dork with an umbrella and Birkenstocks stood there pointing at the two men fighting in an effort to stop the melee using only the power of his mind. It didn’t work.
That’s when smooth talker Ryan Gosling sashayed in wearing a striped beater and capris, defusing the situation with only his beauty and angelic voice. “Eeeeeeee,” they squealed to themselves as Ryan lay his calming hands on them.
[via ONTD]