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Samantha Ronson Arrested for DUI

According to reports, girl who was famous because she was banging Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, was popped for DUI Monday morning outside Baker, California, home of the world’s largest thermometer and delicious gyro pit stop. Ronson was on her way back from Vegas at 10:30 AM in her Porsche when she was pulled over for speeding.

She failed a field sobriety test and refused a “roadside blow.” Hey officer, don’t you know she isn’t into dudes? Oh, TMZ says a “roadside blow” is a less-scientific breathalyzer which isn’t mandatory. Um hm. Sure, it’s not mandatory, but if you put your mouth on it, it couldn’t hurt. C’mon baby, it don’t bite.

Anyway, once at the Baker substation, Ronson blew over the legal limit. She no doubt had to sober up there. Which sucks because have you ever been to Baker? The only thing there are the two things I already mentioned. A giant thermometer and a place that sells Greek food. I’d rather live inside Paris Hilton’s womb than go there.

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TrustfundtongueandfingersOhMy
TrustfundtongueandfingersOhMy
8 years ago

Who CARES ABOUT A TRUST FUND BUM
DIGITAL BANGER?#ellen loves Rosie

TrustfundtongueandfingersOhMy
TrustfundtongueandfingersOhMy
8 years ago

Who CARES ABOUT A TRUST FUND BUM
DIGITAL BANGER?#ellen loves Rosie

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