Satsuki Mitchell Was a Woman Scorned

Hell hath no fury like a yadda yadda yadda. In Touch says when Satsuki Michell suspected her live-in boyfriend of seven years, Daniel Craig, was ignoring her because he was banging Rachel Weisz, she racked up $1 million in charges on his credit cards. Hopefully she used on fancy un-returnable Star Wars memorabilia and garden gnomes. There’s nothing that angers a guy more than spending money on dorky stuff they’ll never use.

According to a source, “One morning, Daniel left for the set, as usual. Only that night, he didn’t come home. Satsuki was frantically calling, texting and emailing him, but he was probably with Rachel and not answering.” Satsuki “hit back, the only way she knew how.” She racked up about $1 million in charges on Daniel Craig’s credit cards, which she had permission to use.

That sounds bad but it’s not that bad. Daniel Craig made $18 million in 2010. That’s like if the girl you’re cheating on charged $2,000 on your cards. It hurts but you won’t go broke over it. Plus, you get to sleep with a famous movie star. Totally worth it.

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10 years ago

this bitch should take a hike. they never looked good together anywho. happy for mr. and mrs. craig.

9 years ago

Satsuki,you’re better off moving on with your life. Love is not one way traffic. Engaged since 2007, he just wasn’t into you. Rachel didn’t wait long for him to marry her straight away.

9 years ago

I am positive that Craig and Weisz won’t last.  They will get their just desserts.

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