Say Hi to Gene Simmons’ Ass

I don’t know what the fascination with KISS is. I can’t stand them. They’re basically gimmicky rock. It’s like what you get when the WWE does a Making the Band. I especially can’t stand Gene Simmons. That dude is creepy. Mainly due to his voice.

Anyhoo, Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed recently got engaged. Here’s Gene showing off the ring. No, wait. Here’s Gene showing off his bare ass when the paps asked to see the ring. Good lord. I haven’t seen that much lumpy white flesh since the Wynn buffet in Vegas.

I didn’t put up a picture of his face to prove this is him because, trust me, it doesn’t get any better.

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