Shia LaBeouf Kicked Out of Club

Shia LaBeouf was escorted out of the LA opening of The Box after getting in an altercation with a friend of Marilyn Manson. Shia and the Manson friend exchanged words when Manson’s friend lunged over the table at Shia and Shia lunged back. Security broke it up before any punches were thrown.

“Two security guards led Shia out holding his hands behind his head. His girlfriend, Karolyn Pho, was clearly upset and ran down the stairs after them. Outside, he fell onto a barricade. Swearing, he picked himself up and ran off.” — Page Six

I started to think this was an ugly lie until I read he fell onto a barricade and ran off. Yup, sounds like Shia.

Anyway, Shia’s rep denied he embarrassed himself inside and outside the club.

“[He] actually left the club early as planned … he went to see one of the bands performing in the showcase and left after they finished … exiting through a crowded room was apparently misinterpreted. No altercation occurred.” — Page Six

That’s what I always tell people when I get kicked out of a club. No, no, no. You misunderstood. I wanted to leave and security was just helping me find the way out. I’m very important, you see. Then I vomit on the sidewalk to expel the demons from my body. I’m cured!