Tara Reid Got Married in 2 Hours

Tara Reid managed to trick someone into marrying her. Her rep confirmed to PEOPLE that Tara is now wed to Danish businessman Michael Lilleund who she met in Saint-Tropez last November. She’ll never have to stumble drunk into an empty home again!

Not wanting to make the same mistake she did with Internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann who she was engaged to in 2010, she went from engagement to marriage in less than two hours.

At 8:58 a.m. on Saturday, Tara tweeted, “I just got engaged!”

At 10:23 a.m., she wrote, “Greece married!”

This begs the question, how much alcohol did she have to ply Lilleund with to make this happen? A lot or a truckload? Whichever it was, it was about time. She wasn’t getting any younger and her breasts definitely weren’t getting any more symmetrical.