Today’s News Brought to You by Darth Vader’s New ‘Noooo!’

George Lucas is preparing to wring more money out of faithful Star Wars fans by releasing a six title Blu-Ray set. Not content to let sleeping dogs lie, Lucas has gone in and changed a few key scenes. Notably the scene where Vader picks up the Emperor. In the original, Vader does this without saying a word. In the new version, Vader screams “No!” You know, just in case you’re a f**king moron who doesn’t understand what’s going on.

  • This is Kate Hudson six weeks after giving birth. [Bossip]
  • Giuliana Rancic trolled LeAnn Rimes. [The Superficial]
  • This is how Madonna stays in shape for her boy toys. [Lainey]
  • Marc Jacobs was a fat junkie. [Holy Moly]
  • Those Brad Pitt affair rumors are starting up again. [Celebitchy]
  • Alba Carrillo is good with lingerie. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt looks, um, interesting in Zooey Magazine. [Yeeeah]
  • Maria Menounos looks way better in her magazine spread than JLH. [GCeleb]
  • This Kristen Dunst cover is creepy. [Evil Beet]
  • Ochocinco sleeps with the fishes. [Busted Coverage]
  • This is the guy who stole Minka Kelly from Derek Jeter. [MoeJackson]
  • The Amish have started modeling. [TDW]
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