Here’s Anna Faris at the premiere of What’s Your Number looking great. Especially since she used a dress to scrunch up her tits. And this is why I’d be a terrible designer. The ultimate goal of every one of my pieces would be to see how far I can push a woman’s breasts up. While other designers would be working with new material and introducing new trends, I’d be designing complicated pulley systems to push out a chick’s boobs even more.