Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Have Differing Tweets

While Ashton Kutcher is somewhat denying rumors of his banging a blonde in his hotel room with tweets like this “#nowplaying… [links to “Don’t Believe the Hype” by Public Enemy],” Demi Moore is tweeting quotes from Epictetus such as, “When we are offended at any man’s fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings,” and captioning Instagram photos of herself with “I can see through you.”

Gee, there’s no greater meaning behind those. Uh uh. I’m just waiting for Demi’s tweet that reads, “Crying in the shower and cutting myself.”

In other douchey Kutcher news, Ashton snuck a personal laptop on the set of Two and a Half Men which was plastered with promo stickers for Foursquare, Flipboard, Hipmunk, GroupMe and Chegg, all companies he invests in. An earlier report claimed CBS was seeking compensation for the free plugs and would blur the decals from future episodes if the companies refused to pay.

As for the cheating rumors, here’s Ashton and a girl people are assuming is Sara Leal getting into a car together back in January after leaving the Roosevelt Hotel. She attempted to hide in the backseat which isn’t suspicious at all. Back then, Fame called her his “business partner.”

Mm hm. *Snaps fingers in air* I bet he was giving her the business.

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