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Ashton Kutcher Isn’t Very Funny

Despite premiering to record ratings, crew members on Two and a Half Men aren’t thrilled with Ashton Kutcher’s comedic abilities. Because he has none.

“[Ashton] is really a nice guy. Just a nice guy. And he’s OK on set. He gets the job done—that’s what we all want.”

“He’s just not as funny as Charlie. Not that we’d want Charlie back if you doubled our salaries.”

But they also freely volunteer that the show, in their veteran opinions, “just isn’t the same anymore,” and that they find Sheen’s substitute to be more of a “safe replacement.” — E!

Ashton is sort of like that ugly girl who’s really nice so you don’t want to flat out call her ugly even though she is so you say she “has a nice personality.” That’s what Ashton is right now. The fat ugly girl at school that everyone tolerates but is secretly disgusted by. I bet Mr. Demi Moore never thought he’d be “that” person. Don’t worry, Ashton. It gets better.

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Djaxster UK
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Djaxster UK

Bit harsh. I thought he was ok and Charley’s shoes are big to fill.
Give it time.

Djaxster UK
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Djaxster UK

Bit harsh. I thought he was ok and Charley’s shoes are big to fill.
Give it time.

Kwliodude
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Kwliodude

I quite liked it to be honest.

Kwliodude
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Kwliodude

I quite liked it to be honest.

Benoticed1
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Benoticed1

There is absolutely no chemistry with Ashton and the cast. The script is just too painful to tolerate-not funny at all plus Ashton cannot act !

Benoticed1
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Benoticed1

There is absolutely no chemistry with Ashton and the cast. The script is just too painful to tolerate-not funny at all plus Ashton cannot act !

650000aweek4crap
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650000aweek4crap

That show is awful

Pueppinski
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Pueppinski

Ashton was great. Like it better now.He is hilarious.  :-)

Vic
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Vic

one of the most degrading, trite, awful shows I have ever wasted my time on

Wcharnley
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Wcharnley

you said it the show is horrible

RJDUBYA
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who said this? where are the names to the quotes. hell i said some of those things…. did i get creeped on? the show is still funny, into the third show.  you show me who said these things and maybe you guys wont be douches

Wcharnley
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Wcharnley

kutcher will not make it he is terrible

Aazagthoth
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Aazagthoth

Who cares? the show as an abomination to begin with…
Shit, I think I laughed at least once in the new series, something that hasn’t even happened.
It’s even worse than Big Bang Theory.

Maryannluvstigger
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Maryannluvstigger

Charlie Sheen needs to learn to grow up and get over it…AK is just as funny as that butt-tard CS

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