Brenda Song Isn’t Pregnant

Last we left The Suite Life of Zack & Cody and Social Network star Brenda Song, she was impregnated by Miley Cyrus’ older brother Trace. “Yikes! By that thing?,” everyone thought.

You can calm down now because in an exclusive statement to Star, Brenda’s mother says “she’s actually not pregnant.” She adds, “It’s very upsetting to our family because of what I’m going through and it’s not how we raised her. She’s very upset.”

I’d be upset too if I got knocked up by Miley Cyrus’ brother. I’d be so devastated I’d walk the streets with a sign on my belly that read “Free Kicks!”

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12 years ago

aborting a baby is not a funny topic, and i do not think it should be talked about so lightly.