Britney Spears Gives Parenting Advice to Beyonce

Getting parenting advice from Britney Spears is like getting sober living advice from Lindsay Lohan. But MTV News asked Britney and, surprisingly enough, her advice wasn’t “more kids mean more free birthday dinners at Red Robin.”

Offering up her best piece of motherly advice, she tells MTV News, “Just embrace it (motherhood) fully… Do whatever you want to do.

“If you want to take two or three years off… because, you know, they (kids) grow so fast; it happens so fast. Just treasure the moments.” — MTV News via StarPulse

Missing was her telling Beyonce to shave her head and attack the paparazzi with an umbrella. It’s like she wants to have a monopoly on all the embarrassing celebrity parent stories peers will find out about and make fun of her kids for. That’s just not fair.