January Jones Will Not Reveal the Father

If you’ve been patiently waiting for January Jones to reveal the father of her bastard kid, then keep waiting because there’s no way you’re finding out. TMZ got hold of Xander Dane Jones’ birth certificate and there’s a blank spot where she’s supposed to name the father.

As TMZ reminds us, possible fathers include Jason Sudekis, Bobby Flay, Matthew Vaughn and Seeking Justice co-star Xander Berkeley.

My money is on all four who’s sperm had to have combined into a sort of super-sperm. One strong enough to penetrate the ice cold heart that her egg, much like January Jones herself, no doubt possesses.

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I’m sure she has no fucking idea who the father is, so why bother making something up?

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