Jay-Z Has a Secret Son

Congratulations, Jay-Z, you’re going to be a father. Un-congratulations, Beyonce, I forgot to add “again” to that sentence.

According to Star, Jay-Z had a secret son with Trinidadian model Shanelle Scott nine years ago. Shanelle’s ex-boyfriend, Malik Sayeed, thought the kid was his at first. That is until after she popped out a baby camel. That’s when DNA tests supposedly proved the kid is Jay-Z’s.

“Malik threw [Shenelle] a baby shower and bought all this stuff to prepare for the arrival,” the source said. “However, after the baby was born, friends and family told him he needed to get a DNA test.

“Everyone knew she was sleeping around and sleeping with Jay,” the source said. “There was a good chance it was his.” — Radar

Jay-Z reportedly paid Shanelle $1 million to keep her mouth shut. Shanelle used the money to buy a house in Trinidad and now lives off of Jay-Z’s child support checks. How does Beyonce feel about this?

A source told Star that while Beyonce was initially livid about the secret son, she’s stood by her husband. The boy closely resembles the 99 Problems singer, who’s reportedly paying Shenelle child support.

Beyonce was probably angrier about having to share publicity with this kid than the fact Jay-Z had a bastard son. Beyonce’s fetus probably felt the same way and snapped its fingers in its amniotic fluid and gurgled “oh, no you di’nt,” when it heard the news.