Jennifer Garner told Ellen DeGeneres how she had to explain thongs to her 5-year-old daughter Violet. One day Violet followed Jennifer Garner into the bathroom and said her ass was so fat her “panties don’t even begin to cover it.” Garner then had to explain the thong. “You wear it when you get older,” Jennifer said. Violet’s reaction? “Uh, that is so gross.”
If you’re wondering what the screen grabs have to do with the story, Jennifer then described what it was like seeing me naked for the first time and how big my penis was. True story. You probably won’t see that part on Ellen because they edited it out.
Snore…….