Justin Bieber Really Wants to Get Laid

Justin Bieber must still be trying to get into Selena Gomez’s pants because he took over the entire Staples Center in LA over the weekend for a screening of Titanic for just him and her.

Sources say Bieber got the idea from watching Mr. Deeds where Adam Sandler surprises Winona Ryder with a date at Madison Square Garden. That pretty much tells you all you need to know about this dork. Not only does he watch terrible movies but he gets his date ideas from them.

Anyway, for those who care, here are the details. Justin and Selena went to the Demi Lovato concert at Nokia Theater and Justin told Selena to “come with me,” taking her underground to the Staples Center to watch the movie.

I’m amazed Selena didn’t run away like all my dates who I coerce into an underground tunnel. Then again, I’m no J.Biebs.

Reportedly, Justin didn’t have to spend a dime for the arena. Since he sold out the venue three times and it was empty, they let him have it for free. *Looks at half-eaten sandwich on the ground* *Cries*