Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Have a Honeymoon Video
Us obtained a totally non-staged video of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries making out in the pool during their “private” honeymoon on Italy’s Amalfi Coast. They then slowed the footage down and slapped softcore porn music on top of it which left me wondering how my computer turned into Skinemax.
The happy couple eschewed local tours for lots of alone time — including PDA-packed time in the sun and the pool!
“They were giggling and splashing like kids,” an onlooker tells Us. “Kris threw Kim in the pool!”
“Our honeymoon was so perfect!” Kardashian told Us afterwards. “We caught up on alone time.” — Us
This video feels like a cheesy porno. I was half-expecting the cameraman to hop out from behind the bushes in khaki shorts, thrust his crotch out and ask, “Did someone order a pizza?” *Bow-chika-bow-wow* *Squeaky bed springs*
Was it produced by the “Animal Husbandry Institute?”
Any sex tape around the corner?
A video to add to the big four hour wedding show.
I like kim k
that ass keep being the center of attentiont lol
that ass keep being the center of attentiont lol