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Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Cause a Scene

According to The Cut, Lindsay Lohan nearly caused a riot at Cynthia Rowley’s fashion show last Friday night. She didn’t, but more on that later.

The part everyone should pay attention to in the report is how everyone confused Lindsay for the crispy orange waif that is Donatella Versace and how the room filled with resounding gasps when they found out it wasn’t Versace.

For one glorious, confusing moment, we — and, we later learned, everyone in the rows around us — thought this walking creamsicle had to be Donatella Versace. Then, the entire room full of journalists sat ramrod straight and let out excited, disbelieving, four-letter expletives as we all realized this was actually Lindsay Freaking Lohan. We then simultaneously commenced trying to figure out if she was wearing pants. (They were shorts. Small ones. Very, very small ones.) — NY Mag

What an amazing compliment to be confused with this woman. Every girl one day aspires to be as glamorous the orange ball of leathery sex known as Donatella Versace.

But while The Cut titled their post “Lindsay Lohan Nearly Causes Riot at Cynthia Rowley,” nowhere did they describe anything close to it.

One photographer even went so far as to walk down onto the runway — which we’d been expressly forbidden to do, given that it was mirrored — and get in her face to take a photo, prompting event organizers to confiscate both his camera (which looked more expensive than her extensions) and his credentials, which they ripped from his neck with soap-operatic verve. The room applauded, led by Lindsay herself, as she settled into her seat between a shell-shocked-seeming Leigh Lezark — we feel you, Leigh — and Lindsay’s companion, who is either a Johnny Depp superfan or an actual pirate.

And now everyone is criticizing The Cut for the riot comment by putting up the video below proving the opposite.

Whatever though. The point here is there’s something very wrong when not causing a scene is some sort of big achievement. Oh, Lindsay Lohan didn’t embarrass herself in public today. Let’s give her a medal.

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edie

Why dont u people leave her alone we wont know any of this garbage if u didnt print it what a negative world this is give her a break she didnt look any more orange than half of new york and hollywood shes only a kid yet pick on some other jerks in the public eye that do a hell of alot worse and disgraceful!!!!!!!!!!!

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A photographer trying to earn a living takes a photo of Lindsay and leaves. And to you this was a riot? This designer got way more exposure thanks to Lindsay.

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O

But she looks very older.

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Garbage Truck

Uhh, why is she wearing SUNglasses? How trashy. Her hair looks scraggley and I have no idea why that photog wasted space on his card of her stank image.

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cynthia

Lindsay may not have caused a scene during the show, but she HAS caused a scene THE LAST TWO NIGHTS at various parties including the V party where she threw a drink at a guy for taking a pic of her. CAUSING A SCENE. This came straight from WOMEN’S WEAR DAILY not a random party goer. The night before she yelled at ANOTHER photog for taking pics and her team forced him to delete the pics. SHE IS A MESS AND THE LONGER YOU DEFEND HER THE LONGER SHE SEEKS HELP.

Christine Woods
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Christine Woods

Why does’nt EVERYONE just leave lindsay lohan ALONE !!!   You have ALL spoken enough crap about her,  let her live her life,  she does not interfere in yours…..

go get a life peeps !!!!

Christine Woods
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Christine Woods

Why does’nt EVERYONE just leave lindsay lohan ALONE !!!   You have ALL spoken enough crap about her,  let her live her life,  she does not interfere in yours…..

go get a life peeps !!!!

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