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Lindsay Lohan Escorts Andre Saraiva Out of the Club

What you see here is Lindsay Lohan doing the ho stroll out of the Raspoutine club in Paris last night with the owner, Andre Saraiva. Looks like she found a new date. Won’t Vikram Chatwal and Philipp Plein be sad.

Phillip Plein gave her an ad campaign and Vikram Chatwal gave her an in to a Marc Jacobs party. What’s Andre going to give her? Free vodka and Red Bulls and a place to crash for the night? “You strike a hard bargain, Mr. Saraiva. But, deal!,” says Lindsay.

Although Lindsay should be careful. Victoria Silvstedt doesn’t take kindly to people muscling in on her action. She’s got Europe on lockdown. Don’t be alarmed if Lindsay finds a a broken Louis Vuitton heel and a torn condom laying next to her when she wakes up. That’s just an escort’s version of a horse’s head.

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 She’s just going out to the car to work off her tab…

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I don’t know who is nastier…her or him!  Gross, gross and gross!  I would rather see Margaret Thatcher naked then watch those two hook up! ugh!

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I thought he was dating Annabelle aka Samantha Ronson’s little sister

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Sadly, in Europe they actually think that she’s still a ‘Star.’  (puke…)
They didn’t get the memo that this is the skankiest skank in Hollywood.

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Andrea has a girlfriend and its not lindsey. his girlfriend is way more hotter.

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