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Madonna Apologizes, Not Really

Remember that video of Madonna graciously accepting flowers and then making fun of that asshole who gave it to her behind his back because that ignorant buffoon didn’t know Madonna “loathes hydrangeas?” No? Well relive it here.

It took a day or two but Madonna finally apologized for being a b*tch the only way she knew how. By not apologizing. Oh, that Madonna.

“She’s entitled to like any flower she wants and she didn’t want to hurt the feeling of the hydrangeas of the world,” the rep said in a short statement. “No disrespect to the hydrangeas lovers of the world but she prefers different types of flowers.”

I think she missed the point. It wasn’t the fact she hurt the feelings of hydrangeas or its fans, it was the fact she was an asshat to the guy who gave it to her. But that’s Madonna for you. Flowers mean more to her than those peons who kiss her ass as you can tell by this non-apology directed towards a plant.

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Mr Flowers
Mr Flowers
8 years ago

FYI…hydrangeas can cleanse anal and vaginal fissures…Madonna doesn’t want anyone in her junk unless they will eat a mile of her s**t just to smell her (rotting) pussy…when the GODS take notice of her “flea on the dick of a dog” existence, she will be flushed down the toilet of the universe.

Hugo Stiglitz
8 years ago

epitome of a selfish american idiot

Hugo Stiglitz
8 years ago

epitome of a selfish american idiot

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