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Madonna Hates Your Hydrangeas

Madonna was at press event last week at the Venice Film Festival promoting her second directorial effort, W.E., which is sitting at 20% on Rotten Tomatoes right now.

Anyway, during the conference, a reporter handed her some hydrangeas as a gift. Somehow resisting the urge to stab him in the chest, Madonna put on a fake smile and said thank you. But not one second later, she turned to the person sitting next to her, gave a death stare and exclaimed, “I absolutely loathe hydrangeas. Obviously he doesn’t know that.”

Hey, person sitting next to me. Can you believe this guy? *Rolls eyes* He just gave me hydrangeas. Like, went right up to my table and straight up handed them to me. Does no one pay attention to the personal space clause in my rider? What? Oh, I’m not sure what I’m going to do with them. Maybe soak them in bleach or something. Haha. I know, right? *Makes dismissive wanking motion* Hey, what are you ordering for dinner? I think I’ll just get something simple like a Kobe panda burger marinated in the tears of a Phoenix.

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Mel

I don’t blame her. I loathe hydrangeas also.

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Madonna indeed said: “I absolutely loathe hydrangeas”.

But then Andrea Riseborough, who was sitting next to The Queen said: “He obviously doesn’t know that”. It was Andrea’s words, not her majesty’s.

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Oh wow, what a fake bitch! Fake smile, fake thank you, then twists her face and makes a nasty shallow comment about a nice gesture. Wow. Obnoxious much? How the hell can anyone “Loathe” Hydrangeas, that’s a ridiculous statement. It’s a flower. Seriously, get over yourself. Someone should have grabbed the pretty flower and smacked her upside her head with it.

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Madonna is a stupid, ugly cunt. What else is new? Madonna, you’re an ugly, gap toothed bitch and we all hate you.

Chuck Liddle
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Chuck Liddle

Don’t forget those tree roots growing on her 57-year old arms.

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