Apparently crew members can’t go around slapping the asses of celebrities anymore. Damn you, zero tolerance sexual harassment policies!
TMZ reports a crew member on Charlie’s Angels was fired after slapping Minka Kelly on the butt like a cheap stripper. Rumor has it that he was holding a hundie when he did it and that Minka slapped him back.
Sources explain it didn’t happen exactly like that. They say the man did slap Minka on the ass but she responded by telling him, “Please don’t ever disrespect me or any other woman like that again.” A calm, cool, collected, but overall disappointing response. A swift kick to the nuts would have been better.
Witnesses told the bosses at ABC and the guy was immediately banned from the set and fired. Oddly enough, Minka didn’t want to get the guy canned and had nothing to do with the decision. She was friendly with the guy and upset that he lost his job after moving his family to town for it. ABC sources say the guy was a serial ass slapper and had done it to other women.
This goes to show how nice Minka Kelly is. Some guy slaps her ass and she doesn’t even want him fired. A stern lecture would have been enough. Until today, I didn’t know it was possible to be more in love with Minka. But here I am, scribbling hearts around her name in my Trapper Keeper.
For Minka, “ass slapping” has a steep price to pay. If you’re a rich athlete, you buy her a bunch of s**t and abuse the f**k out of her – the ass slap is just the signal to start. If you’re a working schmoe that she’s been dick-teasing, fucking or blowing on the set of a movie, you’re toast. “Starlets” have a fancy zip code, “sluts” don’t. That’s the difference.
That….. doesn’t even make any sense… ?
First of all, how would you even know the “truth” if you weren’t personally involved in any of her relationships? Maybe she just didn’t want her ass slapped. I’m sure if a guy you didn’t know gave you a nice tug on the balls; you would be just fine with it, wouldn’t you? Minka showed herself as a respectable woman by calmly telling him never to “disrespect” her or any woman like that ever again. Clearly your weren’t taught that lesson.
Shut up you moron
Wow, that is the most hate filled, bitter and misogynistic answer that I could have imagined. Your attitude about women is deplorable. (As is your attempt to perpetuate the terrible guilt filled “slut shame” that keeps women from being able to own their own sexuality for fear of terrible opinions from people like you.
f**k that bitch. all they are good for i ass slapping.
fucking cunt whats the big deal to slap her ass, she probably a giant cocktease.
Even the term “cocktease” belies your hateful attitudes about women. If you are turned on by her and she DEIGNS not to bow down to your desires and have sex with you, she is a cocktease?
Arrogant jackass.
She can be as sexy as she wants, and elicit whatever sexual reaction that she wishes. We are STILL not possessed of the right to touch her.
What planet do you live on??
You fucking virgins probably think that any nice chick that actually smiles at you instead of rolling her eyes like other chicks is “cock teasing” you. Seriously, you idiots that perceive women as something other than human need to read your comments — therein lies the answer to why women (probably even the women in your immediate family) can’t stand you and you jerk off to porn and wonder where to find classless chicks like pornstars. In short: if you think it’s ok to just slap chicks on the booty that you’re not intimate with, you need therapy and good luck trying… Read more »
For Minka, “ass slapping” has a steep price to pay. If you’re a rich athlete, you buy her a bunch of s**t and abuse the f**k out of her – the ass slap is just the signal to start. If you’re a working schmoe that she’s been dick-teasing, fucking or blowing on the set of a movie, you’re toast. “Starlets” have a fancy zip code, “sluts” don’t. That’s the difference.
Turn it into a book deal simple yell™
I bet since he got fired that he used both hands.
that he wishes he used both hands.
should have slapped the writers, the director, her acting coach…
Trouble is it was Anthony Weiner and he slapped her butt with his wiener… No wonder her was fired!