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Nic Cage and a Naked Fudgesicle Man

At the Toronto Film Festival promoting his new thriller Trespass, a home invasion film, Nic Cage shared his own home invasion story which actually sounds way more exciting than the actual movie.

“It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed,” he told reporters on Wednesday.

“I know it sounds funny … but it was horrifying.” — Reuters

Cage managed to coax the naked man out of his house and the cops came. He didn’t press charges because the man had mental problems. Which is quite presumptuous. Maybe the man really loved fudgesicles and it was a hot day and he wanted to watch over Nic? Protect him. Who wouldn’t want their own naked fudgesicle munching guardian angel? I’ve been wishing for one my whole life.

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