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Paris Hilton Overacheived?

File this under highly unlikely. Paris Hilton, who pled guilty to possession of cocaine last year, successfully completed the terms of her probation and then some. The judge was thrilled about not only standing in the presence of THE Paris Hilton but that instead of doing only the bare minimum of 200 hours of community service, Paris did a total of 228. She also paid her $2,000 in fines and completed an “intensive” substance abuse program. The case is now closed. Emphatically.

Only Paris Hilton could impress a judge by following court mandated orders. When you’re dealing with her, you have to set the bar low. Like if you told her to clean the kitchen table, it’s best to hope she at least grumbles an “okay.”

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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