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Reese Witherspoon Hit by a Car

This story is boring so I decided to spice it up a little. Reese Witherspoon was out jogging in Santa Monica Wednesday afternoon when an 84-year-old woman tried to murder her with a car. She failed as the aura of celebrity prevented Reese from being seriously injured.

The incident occurred during a jog in Santa Monica, Calif., a rep for the actress, 35, confirms to PEOPLE. The driver, an 84-year-old woman, was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk, say reports.

Explaining that she was not seriously injured, the rep says Witherspoon is “resting comfortably at home.” — PEOPLE

I’m surprised a bunch of paparazzi didn’t descend on her like locusts offering her a hand and a call to an ambulance and then give her their cards telling her that since they did her a solid, she should do them a solid.

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The car must have bounced off of her “five head”

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