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Scott Disick Has an Elephant Penis

Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian spoke to xoJane.com about Scott Disick who they poked fun at because he goes commando on their E! show. This eventually led to the revelation that Scott Disick has a gigantic penis and that he’s trying to compete with Lamar Odom.

“Honestly, it’s way too much,” Kim said. “He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.”

Kourtney raved about Disick’s manhood, proclaiming: “It’s like an elephant’s trunk!”

Khloe seemed less impress with Disick, who often joked that he was “trying to compete” with her husband Lamar Odom, 31.

“We went on a date night in the Meatpacking last night, so the story said, ‘The Meatpacking District isn’t the only thing packing meat!'” Kourtney said. “Scott was wearing a suit with no underwear last night, so you could see, like, something.”

A grossed out Kim replied: “What?! Like, that’s not normal. We have got to buy him some underwear for his birthday or something. This is freaking me out!” Us

Oh, I was wondering why Kourtney was still with that guy. This makes sense considering the Kardashian dating motto is “if it doesn’t stand on three legs, it’s not boyfriend material.”

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Burton Guster
Burton Guster
9 years ago

“Knock knock, who’s there, Elephant Penis, Elephant Penis who?” 

I can’t think of a proper ending to this, however try saying it out loud to someone without laughing your ass off.

yay
yay
9 years ago

Well, they ARE farm animals…with a huge penis, you can get the junk in without getting the stink on!

MywifessisterbangedRayJ
MywifessisterbangedRayJ
9 years ago

Hes an alcoholic with shrinkage and inflated ego
great looks + vomit personality+ 5.5 max inches
= scott

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