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For those who missed it, here’s the greatest achievement of mankind. As voted on by a bunch of shrieking 10-year-olds.

  • Breaking news: Sarah Palin once had sex with a guy. [The Superficial]
  • Jennifer Garner has her own bodyguard. [Lainey]
  • Gordon Ramsay’s sex dwarf doppelganger found half-eaten in badger sett. Wait, what? [Holy Moly]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio gave Blake Lively a $35k bracelet. [Celebitchy]
  • Another Nicki Minaj fashion masterpiece. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Madonna has see-through pants. [Yeeeah]
  • Brad Pitt should do more commercials [Evil Beet]
  • The next Erin Andrews? [Busted Coverage]
  • Bar Refaeli. Walking. The end. [MoeJackson]
  • Stand-up for kids. Always a good time. [TDW]
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