Lindsay Lohan is old and busted. Ali Lohan is Dina Lohan’s new golden goose. The only employment Lindsay has found so far is becoming the face of Philipp Plein’s new collection and court mandated morgue duty which she doesn’t show up for. That’s not going to put Dina in designer outfits any time soon. Enter Ali who was picked up by NEXT Model Management back in August. Her first photoshoot was for a magazine no one has ever heard of called Fault.
Finally, one of Dina’s kids found work which means she doesn’t have to. Whew. That was a close call for Dina.
Coasting by on the Lohan name. She ain’t even all that great.
She’s going to model for urinal cake targets!
She looks fantastic.