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Bai Ling Has a New Single

Hey, guys. It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. It’s professional nipple slipper Bai Ling’s newest single, “Rehab” and it’s not a cover of Amy Winehouse. I’d like to believe it’s more of an homage.

If you’ve ever wondered what angels sound like when they sing, listen to this. I had no idea one could fall in love with music. Until now. This has the vocal styling of 100 Adele’s. If you shoved thumbtacks and shards of glass down her throat and forced her to sing at gunpoint. My ears managed to vomit. [via Dlisted]

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Yoko 2.0

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Bai Ling is gorgeous. 

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String her extended nipples together and play her like a banjo.

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