Remember how Stella got her groove back? Well I wish Demi Lovato got her eating disorder back. Wait, is that mean? Okay, then I wish Demi Lovato wouldn’t follow the same “I don’t give a f**k” diet plan Chrstina Aguilera has been following.
And if you’re wondering what that fat girl up top has to do with what I just said, it’s because that’s the new Demi Lovato grabbing water and gas in Sherman Oaks. That’s right. From this to that. This is like the exact opposite of every ugly duckling teen movie from the 90’s. Ugh. Look what you’ve done therapists. Teaching women to be comfortable with their bodies and stuff.
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